OOTP is Looking For a New Tagline

The team behind the most stupidly addicting baseball video game in the world — Out of the Park Baseball or OOTP — is apparently looking for a new tagline:

As our stable of sports management games grows, we realized that we need a great tagline to pull them together. (Kind of like The Big Lebowski’s rug, only without the soiling part.)

We thought about it a lot, and we realized that “We Make the Best Sports Management Games on the Planet” didn’t have the right ring. Markus’ suggestion, “Bow Down Before Us,” wasn’t quite right either.

So we’re turning to you, our loyal fans. As explained in last Friday’s newsletter, we need you to send your suggestions to tagline@ootpdevelopments.com by midnight Eastern time on January 11, 2015. The winner will score some cool stuff.

The prize bundle is composed of blah-blah-blah and something-something never-see-your-wife-and-kids-again, but you don’t need to worry about that. Instead, offer me your best suggestions and I’ll go ahead and forward them on your behalf.

So far I’ve got:

    3) “OOTP: Video games for thinkers. And addicts.”
    2) “OOTP: Honey, stop crying. I’ll come to bed when I’m done.”
    1) “OOTP: Because graduating or seeing your kids’ first steps are hella overrated.”

There’s gotta be a winner in there somewhere!





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Andrew
9 years ago

Ootp, because the backup catcher is a fine replacement shortstop, right?

Ryan C
9 years ago

Are you actually smarter than Billy Beane?

Jake
9 years ago

OOTP: If You’re Smart Enough To Like It, You’ll Like It

Jake
9 years ago

OOTP: The most addicting thing Curt Schilling has encountered since Conservatism

ODB
9 years ago

OOTP: Take me out to the Man Cave.

OOTP: The job interview for next Phillies GM

dk
9 years ago

If we sim it, you will come

Jacob Larsen
9 years ago

OOTP: We put Jason Simontacci on the map
OOTP: Where No Rays Trades Are Given Parades or 30 minute MLB Network Specials
OOTP: See, ESPN/Curt Schilling, Evolution does indeed exist
OOTP: You’re one spelling mistake from acquiring Mitch Maier and not Joe Maher
OOTP: It’s better than Rosterbaiting in your mom’s basement

Alex Miller
9 years ago

OOTP: Give the Padres that 9th outfielder they’ve been looking for

A Paul
9 years ago

OOTP: Where the Annoying Low-Ball Guy in your Live Sim League Learned to Trade

Mario Medoza
9 years ago

OOTP: Who needs real baseball?

Mario Medoza
9 years ago

OOTP: Human athletes are so last century.

Mario Medoza
9 years ago
Reply to  Mario Medoza

… and last century’s athletes are so hot right now.

Eric
9 years ago

“You down with OOTP?” Yeah you know me…

Felix
9 years ago

OOTP: Better than the real thing